hey "mr. griswald"....looks
like your "idea" worked!!!....what a
deal....the tank is full...and..i
don't see a bunch of gasoline laying
on the ground...good thing we had
all that purple duct tape...all of
it made it from the station...to the
tank!!!..oh...sorry..didn't mean to
sound so surprised...it's
just...well...you know how some of
your idea's go.... teehee...right....should
have said...how they don't
go!!..but...this one worked...so..all
the rest don't matter....
what do you say "mr.
griswald"...shall we get this "magic
bus" ready to go..we have quite a
few "adkinette's" who are waiting
for us....we even have to "try" out
your time machine.....are you sure
it will go back to the 1700's
without any problems???...we won't
end up in some other century will
we???..ok...ok...i'll trust
you...(oh please mr, genie....be
ready to save us....don't let us get
lost back in time...)....your
right..your on a roll..ok....here we
go......
wow....the ol' "magic
bus" is really running great "mr.
griswald" ...looks like all your hard
work has certainly paid off...is it
my imagination..or are we "flying"
faster than
usual???......oh...uh ....yeah..guess
getting it to go over 100 miles an
hour is prety good..sure hope all
those lights are super glued really
good...on the sides of the
bus...would hate to have to go back
and try to find them....instead of
laying along the side of the
road..they will all be hanging from
the trees!!!....
ok...i think we need
to make a turn up here....we're
stopping to get kat first....and..if
i remember right...she lives two
long roads...14
cornfields..and..three.no...make
that four bars from us....ahhhh...here
it is....the last bar....oh
look...there she is...haha...looks
like kat is going to be doing "lots"
of drinking again this trip....she
now has two beverage holders
attached to the top of her hat!!!hey
kat....wow..duck...i think "mr.griswald"
wants to borrow your hat..oh...hey...aren't
you smart....look "mr. griswald"..
kat brought you your own beverage
hat....and....it's got lots of
coffee...just the way you like it...i
see you brought extra squirt with
you kat...just in case they don't
have any squirt in biloxi....good
thinking...all set kat...better make
sure you tape yourself in nice and
tight..."mr.griswald" has been
playing with the engine again...he
has the speed control set at
100mph.... heehee...yep..just like he
did our first year at fan fair...and..he
"super-dupered" up my
w/chair....will never forget the
look on pat's and katie's faces when
i hit the switch...didn't think you
guys were ever going to get me
stopped...we can't always count on
that "nice big hand" to save
us!!....there you go...three times
around with the duct tape should
secure us both pretty good....ok "mr.
griswald"...we're all
set.....so....let your lead foot get
us going!!!!
uhhh..kat??..i don't
think those straws on your beverage
hat are suppose to be wound around
your neck...and ...hanging down your
back are they???...heehee...guess
that is what happens to a beverage
hat when it goes over 100
mph!!!!......here...let's see if we
can get it straightened around the
right way...what??....oh... na...we'll
just leave "mr.griswald's" hat that
way...he'll never know till he gets
thirsty!!!...
hey....look who is
sitting behind us...do you remember
stopping to pick up vicki and katie???....me
either...wow... look...everyone else
is here too..."mr. griswald"????....when
did you stop and pick up the rest of
the "adkinette's"?? you
didn't???...well...that means only
one thing...."mr.genie" was watching
out for us again ladies ... no..that's ok "mr.griswald"...keep
on driving...yep..just keep
following your little map...we're
heading in the right
direction ...phew...that was a close one..not quite sure where we would
have ended up if we wouldn't have
been saved by "mr. genie"... you
ladies alright back
there???.....good...looks like
everyone is here....elise and tracey...you
ladies feeling ok???....can you hear
me from under all those
blankets???...heeheee....good...just
keep snuggled up till we reach
biloxi...then "nurse honnebunns"
will help you....
i think you'll be
riding with me tonite...no...don't
worry...my "super-duper" speed
control isn't working on my
chair..we will be safe!!!!....now..let's
see if we can get us the rest of the
way...all in one piece...ohhhh...look
out the window ladies....the sign
says.. "biloxi"...i do believe we are
here.....all in one piece too....
whoahh.....there you
go "mr. griswald"..nice
stop!!!....sure hope the back of the
bus doesn't hit the front while
trying to catch up..maybe we better
make a real fast departure from the
bus... hurry girls...there...sorry
about that...going to have to unplug
the new "speed control"..what is it
with men and going fast?..oh
well....we'll worry about that
later..
it's time to get us
all together...and...get us to
trace... johnna will you and kathryn
do a head count....don't want to
leave anyone on the bus...wouldn't
want them to be there to get in
between "mr. griswald" and his food
stash...once he gets untangled from
his beverage hat...he will be
heading back to start eating...and..we
don't want to be here when he finds
out one of his packages of oreo's is
missing....
alrighty johnna...everyone's
here....got your "tracin" bag's
ready??...kat and pat and kim..will
you guys grab a
"newbie"....and...keep them with you
tonite...we wouldn't want to loose
them...ok...let's join hands...and..get
them heals clicking...you know the
words..... "take us to trace....take
us to trace..take us to
trace!!!!"....
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...plunk....gee....that
was not a very soft
landing...everyone still got all
their parts???..heehee... we're not
complaining "mr.genie"....not at
all...thanks again for the ride.... boy..i
think he must be in a hurry to get
back to the bus so he and "mr.griswald"
can dig into the food that is
stashed in the back!!!...well...you
guys enjoy all that food...while we
go and enjoy "the man"!!...
before we start our
climb out of tammy's pocket...i have
some thing for you "newbies"....if i
can find them..i know tammy said she
got them for me...let's see....there
aren't many places to hide anything
in here....ouch....oh..haha.. guess
what..i just found what i was
looking for..only didn't know it was
in a box...and.. what a little box it
is.... ok...ann...would you...ann...what
is that you are wearing???....oh...heehee..
yep..i can see that now...you must
have known the ride was going to be
alittle bumpy....so bumpy your
blonde helmet is sitting crooked on
your head... here..let's get it
straight..boy...must be the night
for fixing hats!!..there...your all
set..now..could you help me get this
box open... thank you ma'am....here
we go....just a little prize every "adkinette"
has to have...these are things we
have accumulated over the last few
years....
here is a 'trace fan'
for you..yep..that's him....right
there in your face...cooling you
off...and...this "trace towel" will
always keep you nice and
warm...don't ya just love having him
on both sides..ahhh....the hugs he
gives....oh..here are your
own... specially made with your name
on them...hot pink undies...can't go
center stage with out them...yes
brandy..we'll give you a minute to
put them on...good job katie...they
look great girls... and..here we
go...last but not least....are these
little flashlights.... they will come
in real handy up there on
stage....put those goodies in your "tracin
bag" so you'll always have them...now..i
think it is time to get out of this
pocket...and...let the fun begin...
hey tammy....nice to
see ya....thanks for the ride in....
and..for the big pocket...for a
minute there...i wasn't sure we were
going to get out of
it..but.."mr.griswald" came thru
again..he packed a slinky in my "tracin
bag"...amazingly it worked
great...everyone got on a piece of
it...and.."booowing"...here we
are!!!...guess i'll have to get him
some more oreo's...got to keep him
happy!!...
so...this is biloxi
huh??...well...not bad....sure are
lots of people here...hey....hang on
girls...if you keep pulling on
me...we all might end up back in the
pocket!!!...alright...guess we
better let them all loose huh tammy...you
and i are going to have to keep
elise and tracey with us tonite...don't
think they are up to doing center
stage tonite....wait......hey...where
did they go??...they were just
here...oh..heehee...look...nurse
honnebunns brought along a wagon for
them....and..they are all wrapped up
in their "trace towels"...well..guess
if the nurse says their going..their
going...looks like its just me and
you tammy...oh...and...is that your
friend stacy???....good..the more
the merrier...wow...sure didn't take
them long to get down the aisle and
to the side of the stage....wonder
who is going to help them up now
that steve isn't up there...can you
see who that is standing off to the
side there???...me either...oh
well...looks like who ever it was
has gotten them up..and..there they
go....all 30 of them!!!...and..there
go the lights....i do believe it's
show time!!!!!
am i good or
what..."big time"....he has them
going already..... not wasting any
time tonite i see..... oh...heehee....nurse
honnebunns has done a quick change
and is now "adkinette" dance
leader!!!....this song always gets
her going....i think she has been
doing some more practicing.....i
have never seen these moves before
....ahhhh....don't think anyone has
seen them..but the others..they just
know when to do what it is their
doing... ohhhhh...now that was an
interesting move..right time with
the..."babababig" baby....they are
good!!!....even brandy and sharie
are staying up with them....must be
some "magic" in them hot pink
pants....it's got to be the
"adkinette's" that's written on
them!!!...oh..and..now it's off to
do whatever..oops...boy..there is
that "nice big hand" again...did you
see it pick up darlene and kim???...huh...wonder
who is at the other end of that
hand???...
hey tammy...look over
at pat....can you see what she is
doing???....me either..it scares me
when they go and hide behind those
speakers....it can only mean one
thing...TROUBLE!!!! heehee....here
comes ann...knew she couldn't stay
behind that speaker once he started
singing "her" song...look at her
go.... guess we will have to call
this her "blonde helmet"
dance.... oh..and..she has two
flashlights...using them as
tailights... and...they are just a
blinking!!!..she has definitely been
working on this....she has a move
for every line....don't ya love all
those hand movements!!....haha...she
looks like she should be singing for
the "temptations" for
something!!!...she better be careful
chomping on that gum like she
is...she is going to bite
something.. .. oh...and..she even has
blue nailpolish on!!!..way to go ann!!!!...i
think trace just might sign her
on...to be one of his backup
singers....teehee....i can't believe
it..she is going crazy up there... go
ann.. go....oh no....there goes her
helmet!!...i think she should have
taken it off before she started
doing her thing...oops ...ouch...her
little piggies are going to be sore
in the morning... that helmet weighs
a ton!!!...who is it that just
tossed a piece of rope???....who
ever it was hit the spot....right
over her head.. and...down to her
waist...oh no...looks like the rest
of the "adkinette's" are going to
play onesided "tug of war" with
her....there she goes...bye ann!!!!!
i'm almost afraid to
see what they plan to do with that
rope...once they get ann out of it
that is....i hope they are going to
take ann out of the
rope..huh..now..how did her blonde
helmet get back on her head???.....i
know she didn't do it..her hands are
inside the rope with the rest of
her....you saw it tammy???..who put
it back?...all you saw was that
"nice big hand"...hummmm....this is
becoming a real "mystery"....we're
going to have to really pay
attention...keep our eyes on the
stage...haha...i know..how silly of
me..where else would they be
huh!!!...well..maybe you can get a
picture of it the next time it shows
up...ahhhhhhhhhhh.....now i know
what they are going to do with that
rope...and..thankfully they have let
ann out....do you see those little
"itty-bitty" spot way up there on
the edge of the awning tammy???....no...over
there.. yep..that's the right spot...i
do believe those little spot's are
called shelli and jeanne...and..if
i'm right...what they have in their
"little" hands is one end of the
rope...oh...i see two more sets of
hands way up there...yep...there
is...it's joan and regina....looks
like they are trying to tie it
down...oh please let them get it
tied tight enough....pretty please..
"mr.genie" are you
listening?....ohhh...and..look down
at the microphone pole tammy....do
you see a bunch of little "adkinette's"
running around it....can you see who
is doing the tying of that
end???.....check up at the top....i
can see shelly... debbie...kim and...angela...they
have tried this one before... and..it
is a "favorite" trick of
theirs...only this time they are
starting way...way up there....the
line is getting longer up there.... i
hope someone has the "newbies" by
hand...this is going to be one ride
they are never going to
forget!!..what they are about to do
tammy is the famous....rope slide to
the microphone pole....i am going to
have to close my eyes...i can't bear
to watch!!!!...
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....oh...tammy...tell
me...did they all make
it??...oh...good...phew....i am so
afraid one of them is going to go
flying one of these times.....and..it's
a very long fall....
hahaha...now do you
see what they all had in mind....
someone gave them some "inside"
information...telling them the line
up of songs...cause this trick they
always save for one very special
song...and...here it comes...can see
trace starting to warm up to it
already!!!..oh..i know tammy...that
is one time i really wish i was up
there with them...got your camera
ready...and...aimed at the right
"spot"????...keep those hands steady
girl...you are not going to want to
miss this
picture...ready...set...go!!!!
well...they still can
do it.....and...no causalities
either!!!...i see they are all in
place and...waiting for some "mo-jo-ing"
to begin!!!!....ahhhhhh.....they
won't be disappointed i see....trace
must be feeling pretty good tonite....keep
a clicking tammy....the best is yet
to come....... ohhhhhh... don't ya
just love "mo-jo-ing"????....ummmm..there
is nothing like it anywhere.....yikkkesss...they
better stop "mo-jo-ing" with
him...or they all are going to end
up on their little "hot pink"
fannies!!!!...watch out
ladies....he's going to grab
the..pole!!!...hang on!!!......heehee....good
thing they all had that big hand
wrapped...hey!!!!!...do you
think????..na.... couldn't be...could
it....tammy..does that look
like...no...no way.....it has to be
some other "nice big hand" doing the
rescuing tonite...right?...right!!...looks
like they are having such a good
time up there with trace..they are
going to stick around for one more
song....
ahhhhh..and..it is a
slow one...."dreaming out
loud"...now that is what "dreams"
are all about....this dream will
stick with them all...for a very
long time....poor trace...i don't
think they are ready to come down
yet....i see some of them have
decided to move up to the brim of
his hat...that is another favorite
place of theirs.... must be they like
the "view" from up there....i don't
think i would mind sitting up
there...it looks like susy...kitty...vicki
and...terri are getting into this "adkinette"
stuff....is that susy who is singing
along with trace?....oh..heeehee....careful
trace..don't tip your head too far
back...or you will dump a bunch of
little ladies on the stage....they
must be doing alot of moving around
up there... he keeps tilting his head
from side to side..like he is trying
to shake whatever is on his
head!!!!...oh..if he only
knew!!!....
ahhhh.....here comes
pat...with cindy and shelly and
sharie .. kathryn joining her...out
comes pats phone!...one of these
days she is going to get an answer
when she calls that
number....634-5789....hey..what is
that they are hanging down in front
of his face????....oh no....it
almost went in his mouth!!!..they
will loose that number if their not
careful...then pat will never get
thru!!!...keep dialing pat!!
look out ladies....ohhhhhhhh....down
they go....one too many shakes of
the head...heehee...they are getting
pretty good at sliding down that
pole....oh..those poor "newbies"...vicki
and brandy are hanging on tight...so
tight...i think they are cutting off
johnna..kat's and ann's air...duck
katie and angela...here comes ann's
blonde helmet...and...kat's beverage
hat is right behind it.....
see...there it is again!!!...that
"nice big hand"....it caught both
hats before it landed on the "adkinette's"
on the stage...that is one "guardian
hand"...we have got to find out who
it is attached to!!!!..but..i don't
think now is the time...
i think the show is
coming to an end...yep...there go
the lights!!!! look at all those
lighters out there...they almost
have the whole place lit
up!!!....perfect way to end the
show...i just love this song....i
sure hope all of the "adkinette's"
can see where their going up
there....i can't see them...and..i
don't think we need anyone to get
stuck under those "big boots!"!!...well..heehee ..guess
your right tammy...it might not be
so bad after all....could be a lot
worse huh!!!....oh good....here they
come...and ..look... they are riding
in tow wagons....half of them have
joined tracey and elise in one..and...looks
like the rest are in the
other...except poor jeanne and dana...they
got stuck pulling the wagons...we
better make sure they get the up
front seats on the bus...so they
don't have to walk all the way to
the back...will you look at all
those signs they are waving tammy!!!....'we
love trace'....'more
trace'.....'trace is the
best'....'we love "mo-jo-ing"'...' "adkinette's"
are the best trace fans'!!!!...cute
girls..real cute!!!...
looks like they are
planning on following him
backstage... yep..there they
go..with the "newbies"leading the
way!!...won't be long now before the
"tracin zombie" mode takes
over.....good thing jeanne has
patrica and regina to help her pull
that wagon... they look like they are
still dancin!!!...debbie and tracy
have jumped out of their wagon to
help dana too....guess we better
make sure we save the first three
seats up front!!....it looks like
the crowd is thining so we should be
able to head for the bus...
hopefully we will catch up the the
wagons...so we can make sure the "newbies"
get on ok!!!.....i'm so glad you
were able to come tonite tammy...we
all were more than ready for one of
our adventures....i know it's been
way too long for me!!!....i think
we're going in the right
direction... you can hear them way
out here!!...susy is still
singing..and has lots of
help...these girls sound alot better
up on stage than they do out
here....here we are...glad to see
the "magic bus" is still here....was
hoping "mr. griswald" wouldn't have
to go out and get somemore to
eat!!!....
hey ladies...looks
like you all had another "big
time"....loved your dance moves ann...and...katie...you
out did yourself tonite....hey
tracey...was that you and elise i
saw sitting up there on trace's hat
brim...all bundled up in your "trace
towels"??....ah huh... thought
so...good thing nurse honnebunns was
up there with you...was hoping you
didn't get "delirious" on us and
start to wander off..it would have
been quite a fall for you!!!....so.. everyone
ready to get back on the bus????....okie
dokie...lets get those wagons put in
the back of the bus...and...see
about getting our "trace zombies" on
the bus....looks like they are
already on their way to "24/7"!!!..heehee...doesn't
take long does it....
there..wagons
on..."zombie's" on...seats are all
full.... hey...i can't believe you
ate all that food "mr.griswald"!!!....oh...i
see..you had some help huh...just as
i thought...but that still was alot
of food for you two to eat in such a
short time..oh well...as long as
your happy...that is all that
counts...what do you say you start
this "magic bus" up..and..put it in
high gear....ok...taped in
ladies?????...ok...hit it "mr.griswald"!!!!
well...ladies...another big
night....i'm so glad we were able to
make it to biloxi...not sure biloxi
is glad...but it sure was fun to be
out and about again...so....who is
the next lucky "adkinette"?.....ahhhh....anyone
back there???...nope ..guess
not...he did it again...that "mr.genie'
is the sneakiest man i have ever
seen... or..heehee...thought i have
seen....and..i wanted to ask him
about the "nice big hand" that kept
us out of danger tonite...oh
well.. maybe next time....hope
everyone had a fun time tonite...
and...that the "newbies" enjoy their
time up on the "24/7" cloud....they
sure looked like they had a 'night
to remember'..(teehee...i know
pat..i know..good one huh!!)...i'm
sure they'll be looking down on us
for awhile!!!...
well...guess it's
just you and me "mr.griswald"....ahhh..you
are still up there aren't you "mr.griswald??????...phew....was
alittle worried there for a
minute..thought "mr.genie" took you
too!!!....ok...take us home
honey!!!!....and...make it
fast!!!!!!!..night all....it's been
fun!! ;0)