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Subj:    Cowboy's In Georgia!!
Date:    02/24/2000
Author: Karen Haag

and "mr.g" has the "magic bus" all gassed up and ready to head to georgia!!!!...sure hope cowboy's is ready for a visit from the "adkinettes" again!!...too bad they don't have a say in it..cause ready or not...we're on our way!!!!

ok ladies..while waiting for "mr.g" to pick you up..check your  list to make sure you have "tracin" bag full of all the supplies needed for our "adkinette" adventure tonite!!!!  hey "mr.g"...your making pretty good time tonite..and...so far..haven't missed an "adkinette"  ...well..having 1/2 of vicki in the bus..and... the other 1/2 hanging outside doesn't count..not sure what you have in that bag vicki..but girl..it almost caused you to be riding on the outside of the "magic bus"!! you know "mr.g's" saying.."jump on...or see ya next time!!"....it's a good thing kat and tracey grabbed a hold of your bag!!..sure would hate to have our very "first" casualty be you!!..

ok..now that the excitement is over...let's see if we can get "mr.g" to land this bus so we can do us some "tracin"!!... looks like those lights down there are coming from the place we want to be!!!..so .. fasten those seat belts ladies...we're going in for a landing!!

well..."mr.g"...that wasn't one of your best landings...what in the world was that great big bump and...groaning sound i heard when we landed??...are you sure we didn't land on trace's bus ??..i could almost see in the front window when you were trying to land...i know the parking lot wasn't as big as an open field your use to landing in..but...putting the "magic bus" right smack up next to trace's bus was a little daring don't ya think...oh...i see... what a nice guy you are to think of saving us from having to walk so far back to the "magic bus" after the meet and greet...by the look in your eyes i have a feeling you have something else up your sleeve..but...don't think i want to know..not now anyway!!...

ok...at least we landed safe and sound...so...let's grab our bags girls..and go see if we can find our "pockets".. everyone got there stuff??..how about you vicki...you going to lug that big bag with you???...oh..ok..makes sense..get your littler bag out from your big bag...and..then you don't have to haul the big bag around with you all night long!!..

katie..what are you laughing at??? do you know what she has in there?..no..just that you know how she travels ... and..how she packs everything when she leaves!!...i know ...i saw her truck dragging bottom the last time you guys came for a visit...and you were only staying overnight...at least you don't have to help her drag it tonite..

alrighty..i see everyone has their bags in hand...well...all but one...no bag tonite pat???...you have all your goodies in your what??..your hat???...well..it does look a little big...but i thought maybe you had a "new" hairdo..one of those "poofey" ones...a beehive!!..yeah...that's it..thanks ann!!...you made your new hat pat??...really!!!..well..it looks pretty good...love the hot pink stripes...oh..and..it has pockets inside to hold all your "important" tracin supplies...gee..i don't know pat..they might want to sell them thru the fan club..guess we'll just have to get hold of someone in charge of merchandise...never know...you might have invented the perfect "tracin hat"!!!..what do you say we go and try it out....ready eveyone? ok then...join hands..and...start clicking those heals...you know the words...say them nice and loud now!!!!...take us to trace..take us to trace...take us to..............

yeeehaaaaaawwww...look out here come the "adkinette's" ...and..we are in the "tracin" mood!!!...wow...when johnna said she would make sure we would have enough room in her pocket she wasn't lying!!..this baby is as big as house... definitely lots of room in here..sure hope she remembered that we have to get out of this pocket!!....looks like dana and brandy have found something... what ya got ladies??.. hummmm...a hair tie and a gum wrapper...anyone watch alot of "macgiver" maybe if we think like him we could find away to put them together and climb out of here... anyone else find something we can use???...no??..well.. guess if that is all we have we'll just have to make them work... anyone got some..HEY!!..watch out!!!..oh my!!

that was a close call....sure didn't expect johnna's hand to come swooping down like that....huh....shelli...what are you jumping up and down about??....oh...heehee..thought maybe you had to go to the little girls room...she gave you a what???....oh..i see..johnna put a straw in her pocket ok....well...she should have gave us some warning i about had a heart attack..now..let's see if we can use it to get us out of here....should have just grabbed on to her hand...and had her pull us................

OUT!!....geeze..guess she wasn't giving us the straw to use to climb out with...must be she wants to take it home for a souvenir ...did everyone climb on her hand in time to get out???...no missing "adkinette's"???...ok...good...cause sure wouldn't want anyone to miss tonite's fun!!!....hey johnna..gina..and debbie!!!...you ladies look like your ready to have some fun...love the sequins you have strategically placed all over your trace shirt!!...good standing spots too.....with you being this close to the stage..the girls...won't...heehee...see what i mean...they didn't have any problems getting on stage!!!...

someone must have filled their "sneakers" with a double dose of sugar..they are moving pretty fast tonite!!!...whoa...hey...careful there cowboy...gee girls...this may be dangerous to my health... one step to the right and me and my w/chair would have been as "flat" as "mr.g's" famous pancakes!!!...no..i don't think i would survive on the stage either...it doesn't look too big up there...and with trace doing his "thing"..and..the "adkinette's" doing theirs...i would be flatter than "mr.g's" pancakes!!!...there has to be someplace for..................

wheeeeeeeeeee...ah..ah...hummm...HELP!..what in the world... ohh..geee..here i am again...sitting on...hey!!...what am i sitting on??...not again...i have to find out just where i am...and...how i keep getting up here....oh gina!!!...johnna..debbie!!! will one of you ladies look up here at me!!!...no....i'm not waving at you... well..guess i am...but i'm not waving "hi"...i'm trying to get your attention... heeheee....you three look pretty funny...nodding your heads and...grining at me..guess i'll have to wait till later to find out where i am...hummm..it's not such a bad place..i'm out of the way...so i don't have to worry about getting in the way of any of the "adkinette" antics..or being "smushed" by a big ol' boot... might as well sit back and relax...and..enjoy the show..a girl could get use to this!!

here we go...and..out he comes..ohhh....ohhh...was that a pat on my shoulder???...gee..if it was..felt pretty good!!....ummmm..real good!! ooops..guess i better pay attention to what is going on out there...will have to bring that "moment" back out later after the nights over.... besides...can't think with all that racket going on... trace is in rare form tonite...and by the sounds of it..ready to have some fun!!!

 boy..is he in a "mo-jo-ing" mood tonite...he hasn't stopped "mo-jo-ing" since he hit the stage...and...the ladies are moving just as fast!!..look at katie..."strutting" up and down the stage..with those heels on her "hot pink" cowboy boots "clicking" in time with the music!!..that girl sure can "strut"!!!...and..she is right up front.. leading the "adkinette" dance line....heehee...

too bad not everyone has "rhythm" a few of them are out there "dancing" to their very own music!! "omg"...this is hilarous...katie is moving her body parts to the beat of the music..with tammy.. shelley, janet  and cindy following her..then..here comes sharie.. elise..patrica..joan..theresa and jeanne moving different body parts..to a different beat...oh..and here comes the caboose..pat  ..with her "pocket hat" going in the opposite direction than her head..with kathy..kat..brandy..shelli..angela..debbie..and.. susy.. shaking..and..sliding..and..not real sure what that move was..to another...completely different..beat!!...they do seem to have one common destination...right beside trace...oh...katie is now starting the last part of their dance.....over they go..skirts flipping up...and...

YEEEEEEEhaaaaaaaaawwwwww!!....haha!!..oh katie...your good!!!....      "KATIE <3's cowboys"!!!     listen to the crowd!!!...they are hooping hollaring...and whistling...well...the  "male persuasion" is!!! yep...they definitely love that message!!!..oh....it looks like the "adkinette" dance line isn't quite finished..seems they have one more song to "dance" to..down come the skirts..and...out come the "cowboy hats"!!..hot pink of course covered in silver sequins... just like gina's..looks like we are going to see ourselves a "hat" dance!!!....gee..what....no saddles???   too bad that johnna's camera won't be able to catch that picture..it sure was a sight to have!!!...still can't believe that there were no saddles!!!..

boy..they aren't wasting anytime switching places out there... looks like they are going to head towards that microphone pole...someone must have caught a glimpse of the song sheet... cause if i'm not mistaken...they are going to do one of their famous "pole dances"..heehee... and..they are going to use the light's out of "every light in the house" to make their move up the pole...ohhhhhh... their cowboy boots are making it all most impossible for them to climb up the pole!!....that is except for the ones who have kicked them off...there is now a small pile of "hot pink" laying at trace's feet!!!..hope they didn't want their boots back...one big move of trace's foot is all it took to make a "hot pink" smudge on the stage!!!..heehee..i don't think they mind...up they still go....and...the "mo-jo-ing" has started again...in full force!!!...

ohhh they were right..."can i want your love" is another "hunkering ..swaying" kind of song!!!...ohhhh...and...a hunkering he is doing!!!..i see that the "pole" girls are taking no chances tonite...their little hands are covered by "hot pink" gloves...no slipping for them!!...the girls still on the stage seem to be enjoying seeing the "mo-jo-ing" from their spots....as are johnna..debbie..and..gina...who all are leaning on the stage... mouths open wide...looking up with glazed eyes!!!

now i wish i had a camera...a definite "kodak" moment.. one that would look real good in the fan club newsletter!!!...heehee ...wouldn't that be a surprise to them!!!...ohhhh ..and here is another one...don't think the "pole" girls considered what would happen to them if trace took hold of that pole!!!....nope... heehee...don't think so....he has just sent them all flying in different directions!!!...they look like little "hot pink" frisbee's!!!...oh no!!!!...please don't let that guy catch those "hot pink" frisbies named katie and ann!!!!...whew....close call there girls!!!...sure is a good thing that johnna came out of her trance in time to jump in front of that guy...

what next???...i'm almost afraid to ask...cause i know those little "adkinette" brains are always in motion..i can almost hear them from up here...where ever hear is??...got to say...it is nice and safe...and...smells good..hummmmm ....i wonder...oh..no time for this now...i see they have decided what their next move is..it's straight towards the back of the stage...what do they have hidden behind the backdrop...what ever it is it's moving...is that a giggle i hear???..yep...it is...a loud one at that!!!....and the "adkinette's" aren't wasting any time getting there...there goes pat and joan and tammy...going around behind the backdrop...and looks like it is going to take the rest of them to help pull out what ever it is that they have found!!!...

oh..........teehee!!!!...well...that certainly answers the question as to why vicki's bag was so heavy!!!...seems she just couldn't stand being away from gene for a little while....and..it explains the "giggles" i heard...heehee...it's the love birds...and..poor gene is now wearing "red" lips all over his face!!!...and doesn't seem to mind one bit!!!...and vicki is looking a little sheepishly now that she has been found out!!!! how appropriate that trace ends the night with "left something turned on at home"...only he should change it to "left something turned on behind the backdrop"!!..

heehee....yep...perfect way to end the evening...i see katie is having to lead the "love birds" by the hand so they don't stumble or fall off the stage..all the while shaking her head!!!...here come the rest of the gang..."strutting ... sashsaing"..and..it looks like sharie and dana are trying to show brandy..and..susy how to "hunker"...here comes kat and tammy..dragging a headless pat..well..at least with her "pocket hat" stuck over her eyes she looks headless!!!...wonder if the hat will make it to the merchandise people??..or if it will end up in the "not such a good idea" basket!!..which ever...it sure was an interesting invention!!..

ok...now...how am i going to get down..wait..i'm not on something... i'm in something!!..please..will someone get me out of here...wherever here is!!!....hey ladies...yoohooo!!!!..HEY!!!..don't forget me....johnna...debbie ..gina.. someone help...... oh..thank you...uhhhh...hummmm..this isn't johnna's or gina's hand picking me up....it's too big....maybe it's "mr.genie"..no..he has more hair on his knuckle...well..who ever it is.... sniff.. sniff... there it is again...that smell....that...........

open the door "mr.g"..nap time is over....now..let's see if we can get the "love birds"....and...pat on the bus without too much trouble..good thing "mr.g" added a ramp to the "magic bus"...so we don't have to worry about getting up steps!! heehee...i still can't believe that vicki stuffed poor gene in her bag..hope he wasn't hurt by all the other stuff she has "stuffed" in there!!...just what are you grinning at "mr.g"????....oh...haha...you let poor gene out of the bag...and showed him where to find vicki...should have known you were in on it too!!...katie..did you get vicki and gene all settled back there??..and..how about pat??...is she belted in??...still can't get her hat pulled back up??..well..atleast it's not down over her nose..so she can breathe!!...okie dokie girls...settle in...we're homeward bound!!!...hit it "mr.g"!!!!!....take us home!!!

there...everyone is home..and...all tucked in..wearing their "been tracin" smile!!!..."mr.g" has the bus all "snuggled" in the garage.. so...guess that means the end of another fun..and...wild "pocket concert"..sure am glad that "mr.genie" made sure we were able to go along with johnna..gina..and..debbie tonite...thank you "mr. genie" for making tonite another night to remember....now..if you would only give me a hint as to "where"...and...how i got to "where"...it would be a PERFECT night!!!...no...well..it was worth the try....guess i'll just have to do some serious "dreaming" to find out that answer!!!....

thanks again "mr.genie" for making our dreams come true for a litte while tonite!!!!  ;0)

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