ok "mr.g"..looks like we
have a beautiful day for a ride on the "magic bus"!!..let's hope
that the weather in jacksonville is as beautiful..hey that's a
good idea..we will bring our 70 degree..sunny weather with us!!
you have really out done yourself this time "mr.g"..i can't wait
to see everyone's face when they see what you have done to the
bus..i'm impressed!!..your looking pretty "spiffy" all decked
out in your teal and black "wedding" outfit..what does it say on
the back of your shirt??...oh now that's good and definitely
you!!.. "official keeper of the adkinettes"..and..i love your
"football" hat..goes perfect with your "wedding
outfit"..especially love the "jag" ears you have on the sides of
your "football" hat!!..their so BIG..sure hope it's not too
windy down on the football field..or you just might get carried
away!!
oh..you like my "wedding" outfit??..i thought it was pretty
cool.. took me awhile to come up with it..since "jag" f'ball
jerseys can't be found way up here..but..i think my extra long
black sweatshirt with teal arms and teal hearts on the front
turned out pretty good.. the black and teal sequins on my
leggins" was little red's idea..thank goodness for glue guns..it
would have taken me forever to sew them on!!..i couldn't find
any teal tennies..but luckily i found some teal dye..and the
black glitter i sprinkled all over them sparkle when the sun
shines on them!!..heehee..no i don't think i want a "football"
hat to match yours..i'll stick with the star hair pins i found
in "little red's" room..she wore them in her hair one year for
homecoming..i think they are the perfect touch.. makes me feel
kind of like a "princess"!!..heehee..yeah..a "jag" princess!!
well..enough about our
"wedding" outfits..what do you say we get the "magic bus" fired
up and head on out of here..we got a bunch of "adkinettes"
waiting for us..and..a big time "adkinette" wedding to go to!!
WHOOOWEEEEE!!..will you look
at us!!..if i didn't know any better i would think the "magic
bus" was filled with real live jaguars.. who would have thought
that you could do so many different things with "jag" print
material..or that there was that much of it around..thank
goodness for "faux jag" material..or else there would be a whole
lot of naked jaguars running around!!
i see "jag" print knee high boots..heehee..are those boots made
for walkin..or are they just for looks? with the size of those
heels i would hope they are just for looks and if they're for
walkin you better make sure that you have someone walkin with
you to catch you when you fall!!..wouldn't want you to get
hurt!! ..i love those "jag" shorts you "southern" girls are
wearing..and the teal and black vests..your seamstress did a
great job!!..and your "jag" boots go real good with your "short
shorts"!!..oh my!!..is that a "jag" thingy i see hanging on the
back door??..heehee..traded in the red one for today's
festivities huh..are you going to change when we get there ann??..oh..i
see..your not going to wear it..it's for tammy..well.. you can
bet that chuck will love it!!..and i see that the "northern"
girls opted for "jag" long skirts with teal and black tops..oh
and look at the "jag" stripes that run down the middle of the
sleeves..very sheik!!..but i think i love the black flip-flops
with "jag" fleece tied around the straps.. those are really
cool!!
see "mr.g"..i told you that they would love your decorating
skills!!..even though it's a little hard to walk thru all of
that black and teal crepe paper and balloons you have strung all
over the place..i don't think there is an empty spot left on the
bus..oh i'm sorry.. you didn't decorate the seats with them..but
what is that you have on the seats???..oh how nice.."jag" print
pillows and blankets..and look at the back of the blankets..it's
trace..and..there is the picture of tammy and chuck that was in
the paper..why "mr.g"..i don't know what to say..you did
good..very good!
well "mr.g"..while we get settled in our seats..why don't you go
and hang up the lights that vicki brought on the outside of the
bus..it looks like she brought enough to light up all of
jacksonville!!..once you get them hung..then we can get this
show on the road..we don't want to be late for "kick-off"!!
hey ladies..it looks like our "no rain" dances have worked
again.. look out the windows..the sun is shinning and i don't
see a rain cloud in sight!!..it looks like a perfect day for a
wedding.. and..that will make our bride to be very happy!!
we made pretty good time..you must have used your extra heavy
lead foot "mr.g"!!..oh no..no complaining from us..we're glad
you got us here so fast!!..from the looks of it you won't have
too much trouble finding a spot to land the "magic bus"..the
parking lot looks pretty empty..no..i don't see any tailgate
parties..so you won't be able to get something to eat until
after the wedding..i think i remember tammy saying that they
don't open it up till 10..so you won't have to worry about
finding a place to land..you can have your pick of any parking
spot you want..yep..we have our seat belts fastened and are
ready for landing!!
pretty smooth landing "mr.g"!!..oh ladies..before we get off the
bus and go and find tammy so we can hitch a ride in her pocket i
have a few little goodies for you..let me find my "tracin
bag"..now where did i put it??..oh good..here it is..it was
under my blanket!!..here we go..i have a pair of "jag" ears for
everyone..no there isn't a veil on ours.. heehe..didn't want to
confuse chuck..or scare the poor guy..can you just imagine the
look on his face if he saw all of us with veils on our "jag"
ears..he would think he was going to have to marry all of
us!...but what the poor guy doesn't know that when you marry one
"adkinette".. you get all of us!!..right "mr.g"!!..and here are
some bubble sticks for after the ceremony ...hey that's a great
idea..we can sing "tiny bubbles" as we wave our little wands
after they say i do!!..and one last prize..here is a pair of
"jag" sunglasses and they are attached to teal and black
sunglass straps ...that way we won't have to worry about loosing
our "jag" sunglasses!!..we're "stylin" now!!
alright..everyone all re-fluffed and puffed??..ok
then.."mr.g"..open up the door and let's get off of this bus and
go find our bride..and..her pocket!!
finally!!..i didn't think you were ever going to get the door to
the magic bus open "mr.g"!!..you don't think that maybe the
problem might have been all of that duct tape you used to hang
your decorations do you??..like maybe when you decided to add
just a couple more streamers after we were all inside and used a
half a roll of the tape to make sure they stayed up..that you
could have duct taped the door closed??..well..whatever now that
you have the tape off could you please open it up so we all can
get out of here..it's almost time for the wedding and we have a
pocket to jump into!!..uhhh...could you maybe throw that huge
ball of duct tape out the door..otherwise we all will end up
stuck to it as we try to get out the door!!..that's all we need
is to "roll" into jaguar stadium attached to a huge ball of duct
tape..heehee..well..it would be kind of fun "rolling"
in..but..then again..i don't think we want them to find a mass
of squished "jag"..black and teal pancakes.. when they roll the
ball over!!..na..i think we should just throw the ball out and
go find tammy..she's probably wondering where all her "honorary"
bridesmaids are!!
oh thank you "mr.genie"..what would we do without you watching
over us!!..heehee..probably be still "duct taped" in the "magic
bus" watching tammy and chuck's wedding thru those dang black
and teal streamers!!..oh "mr.g" has a heart of gold..but what
can i say..it must be a "man" thing..using up a half a roll of
duct tape to hang up 4 more streamers..across the door of all
places!!..anyways..thank you for leanding a hand and rescuing
us..and ..for making it seem like our "mr.g" was the hero
and..that he rescued his "adkinettes" and got them out of the
bus!!..now..if i could ask you a really big favor..we are
running late and if we don't hurry we are going to......whoah!!..i
just love that man..who ever he is..ask and you shall receive ..or..in
this case.."ask and you shall be delievered!!..thank you "mr.genie"..where
ever you are!!
alright ladies..here we are..safe inside tammy's
pockets..and..if the way her legs are trembling is any
indication..i do believe it is just about show time!!..everyone
all put back together after our "rescue" from the "magic
bus"??..got your "jag" ears on??..shhhh ..what was that tammy??..yep..we
are ready to go..what??..oh.. heehee..you loved our grand
entrance to "jag" stadium..you could see us as we started to
land??..well you have "mr.g" and ms. vicki to thank for
that..and all of those tiny flashing lights that they covered
every inch of the outside of the "magic bus" with!!..you'll have
to take a peek inside the bus..we definitely arrived in style..
"mr.g" style..huh??..oh i know..sorry we were a little late..
but..well..it's a long story..we'll tell you all about it
later..let me just say it has to do with duct tape..a lot of
duct tape but like i said..we'll tell you all about it
later..right now girl i do believe the moment you have been
waiting for has finally arrived..i think i can hear the music
starting...
oh my..uhhh..is it just me
or does anyone else hear "someone".. "someone" who sounds an
awful alot like.. no..it can't be..i must be hearing things.."he"
couldn't be singing "here comes the bride"..and singing it to
the tune of..no it can't be..you ladies here it too??..well then
i'm not going crazy..only this wedding would have "someone"
singing "here comes the bride" to the tune of "one hot mama"
over the loudspeakers in "jag" stadium!!..well tammy..you wanted
a wedding that was different.. one that was memorable..one that
was one of a kind..i do believe you have gotten your wish..that
and alot more!!..so..what do you say..let's put one foot ahead
of the other and start walking down that white line in front of
you..just follow it out to the middle..right out to chuck..who
is standing out there..dressed in his "jag" f'ball jersey
waiting for you!!..uhh..tammy..why is your left leg shaking more
than your right one??..something is tickling it??..well give
that pocket a thump and tell the "adkinettes" in there to stop
wiggling around in there..there..that should settle them
down..ok..now..it's time..hang on ladies..cause.."here goes the
bride"!..heehee..or should i say.."here goes one HOT mama!!
who would have thought that
it took so long to walk out to the middle of a football
field!!..heehee..maybe we should have put tammy on a skate board
and had "mr.g" and the "magic bus" pull her out!! "mr.g" would
have loved that..oh that's a good idea..we could give her one
great big "goose"..that would make her move alittle faster..but
then we don't want her to leave everyone else behind!!..well
we're about half way there so it shouldn't take much longer..oh
how cool is this..walking thru the tunnel..and out to the center
of this huge f'ball stadium!!..it makes me alittle nervous
thinking about it..and..i'm not the bride.. tammy's doing alot
better than i would be!!..ohhhh..i think i can see the preacher
man..yep..that's him..that means we are getting closer..oh
ok..i'll let go of the outside tammy's pocket and someone else
can come up and take a peek!!..we're there??..eeeeeeeeee..good
thing..i'm so excited i could pee my pants!!..alright
ladies..let's see if we can pull us out of tammy's pocket and
down onto the f'ball field so we can find the perfect spot to
watch the "we do's"!!
ok ladies..we only have a
few minutes before the preacher man starts the ceremony so let's
find our spots..gee..didn't take them long to scatter..they
could have at least waited till i finished talking!!..
heehee..can't wait to see where they find to sit and watch the
ceremony!!..oh..now why doesn't that surprise me.. now i know
what..or should say..who was tickling tammy's leg..hi vicki!!..i
see you are right where you said you were going to be.. sitting
right up on top of tammy's veil..and i see that you have some
company up there with you!!..and i see that the rest of you have
found another perfect place up on top of chuck's hat..better be
careful up there girls there isn't as much to hang on to as
there is over on tammy's veil..don't want you ending up slipping
and sliding down and landing on your behinds at his feet!!..that
would be quite a sight to see that's for sure..tiny little "jag"
and black and teal little lumps all over the field!!..they would
probably think you were "confetti"..ok..everyone ready??..cause
the preacher man has his bible open and looks like he is ready
to perform the wedding we have been waiting a long time for!!
ohhhh..sniff..sniff..tammy makes such a beautiful
bride..standing there in her black and teal "jag" jersey
with her "jag ear
veil"..just look at her big smile..you can see the happiness in
her eyes!!..and..chuck..he looks like someone who has won the
lottery..which of course he has!!..oh good..i see that "mr.g"
has accomplished his "secret" mission..and just in time.. cause
we all are in need of some of pat's "used tissues"and..here they
come..floating down from the sky..it almost looks like it's
snowing!!..hi "mr.g" and pat!!.."mr.g's" idea to get pat here
with us was perfect..sure am glad that he was able to get enough
"hot air" in all of those black and teal balloons..and i see he
had enough "jag" print material to wrap up the basket.. nice job
"mr.g"!!..i can see that he borrowed my nice and comfy chair for
pat to sit in..it fits perfectly in the basket and..it's just
high enough so she can see everything without straining her neck
to look over the edge of the basket!!..now it is the perfect day
for tammy and chuck..they are surrounded by family..friends and
strangers carrying big camera's and big fuzzy mic's..and..all of
the "adkinette's"!! sniff..sniff..i'm glad that some of the
"used tissues" landed on top of both tammy and chucks heads..so
that the "adkinettes" got some..ahhh..that was nice of you girls
up there in tammy's veil to give her some..can't have her
getting married without them!!..oh thank goodness for
pat..and..her "used tissues"!!
what a beautiful wedding!!..perfect timing ladies..the bubbles
are floating everywhere..and..your all in tune singing "tiny
bubbles"!!!..i can see that tammy is loving you serenading
her..just hope she doesn't inhale any of those bubbles..as she
laughs!!..well it looks like we need to get out of the way while
our "celebrity" newlyweds are interviewed..does anyone see "mr.g"??..he
was suppose to hang around and when the ceremony was over he was
going to drop a ladder down from the "hot air balloon basket" so
we could climb up and hitch a ride out to the parking lot for
the tailgate party..where could that man be??..ahhh..if you all
would look over to your right..you will see a "jag" basket..with
black and teal balloons floating right over there where the
cheerleaders are!!..if he's not careful he's going to fall out
of the basket and land right in the middle of them..na..he
wouldn't do that..cause then pat would float away!!..but he's
doing his dangdist to get as close as he can..hey..who is that
in there with him and pat??..all of us "adkinettes" are
accounted for..chuck is right there by tammy's side being
interviewed..i know that is another head i see leaning over the
edge of the basket right next to "mr.g"..and the head is larger
than "mr.g's" and it looks like he has on some kind of
hat!!..well if he is so busy "ooggling" the cheerleaders..i
guess we better start walking ladies..it's a long walk back out
to the.....
wheeeeeeeee!! hey!!..what
the heck??..well it looks like once again..our "mr.genie" has
come to our rescue..and..got us out here to the parking
lot..and..he even put us at the right tailgate!!..this actually
works out pretty good i just happened to have my handy "tracin
bag" with me..and..i was able to steal some of "mr.g's"
decorations..so if we hurry we can string some of ms. vicki's
lights..and put up some black and teal balloons and.. heeehee..
"mr.g" didn't know i had this..i found "jag" print streamers!!..and..we
can hang them all over the place!!..here you go ladies..grab
some duct tape..and let's get busy!!
boy..that was close!!..we
finished up our decorating just in time because her comes the
wedding party!! and.."mr.g" must have smelled all of the food
and decided to say goodbye to his "cheerleaders"!! ..men..even
food wins out over cheerleaders!!..and..speaking of food..it all
looks so good..we'll have to be careful to keep out of the way
or else someone might scoop us up along with their food!!..over
there on the side by those chairs looks like a good place for us
to sit..but before we go..and.. everyone starts eating lets grab
us some of this food..i don't know about the rest of you..but
i'm starving!!...this tailgating is pretty cool..and it looks
like the bride and groom are enjoying themselves!!..except
they're so busy being congratulated that their going to miss out
on all of that food!!..
do you guys hear sirens??..i
could swear that..oh look..here comes a police car!!..gee..i
hope that "mr.g" and his "friend" didn't kidnap one of the
cheerleaders!!..poor pat..i hope she survives her little trip
with "mr.g"!!..oh..wow..their not after "mr.g" after all..looks
like someone important is coming to tammy and chuck's tailgate
party..wonder who it could be??..ohhh..and..it looks like who
ever it is has a gift for the happy couple!!..whoah.. that is
some gift..it's a beautiful platter..really??..that is the
coach's wife??..my my..that is really nice of her to bring them
a gift!!..one more "memorable" moment to this already very
memorable wedding!!..oh goodie
it's cake time!!..and if by
the looks of all of the people heading towards the stadium..i
would say it's almost game time!!..while they cut their
cake..let's get out bubble sticks out and get them floating
around tammy and chuck!!..ready..on the count of three..BLOW!!!..alright..good
job ladies!!..
well..it looks like the
party is winding down and that means it time to find our bride
and give her a big "adkinette" hug goodbye!! there they go..off
to watch their "jags" play ball!!..alright..i'm hearing that
song again..do you all hear it too??..oh..tammy
must..and..heehee..so does chuck..yep..they are leaving to
"someone" singing.."there goes the bride" to the tune of "one
hot mama"!!!..ohhhh..i see that chuck found the little "jag"
print thingy cause he's twirling it above his and tammy's head
as they walk into the stadium!!..what a perfect way to
end a perfect day!!..who
would have thought that a couple silly suggestions would end up
being such a memorable wedding..one that was covered by both tv
and newspapers!!..i'm so happy for them!!..
ok ladies..i guess it's time
to climb aboard the "magic bus"..i'm so glad that "mr.g" parked
it right next to the tailgate party..at least we don't have to
walk very far..and look..he even has the door open for us..he
should be back any minute..he had to take pat back..i'm so glad
that she was able to be wisked away for alittle while..i know
that she wouldn't have wanted to miss tammy's wedding..just as i
know how happy tammy was that she was here!!..we'll have to
remember to give "mr.g" a great big "adkinette" hug for coming
up with such a good idea to get pat here!!..ahhh..it sure feels
good to take these sequin shoes off and sit my behind down on
these nice comfy seats..heehee..i see i'm not the only one who
is looking forward to "snuggling" up under our special
"jag"/trace blankets..and taking a nice long snooze!!..hope
tammy finds the one we left her..if chuck can have a little
"jag" print thingy..tammy can have a "jag"print/trace
blanket!!..here's "mr.g".. yep..we're all here "mr.g"..yes
sir..it's time to fire up the magic bus and take us home!!..oh i
almost forgot..i'm so glad you remembered "mr.g"..one more
surprise for our happy couple..hit the switch "mr.g"..we're
right over the stadium.. yeah..it worked..it's streaming over
the stadium!!
