Johnna's Going To See
Trace!
I think we are going
to have to dress Johnna today and
send her down to where she is going
to see Trace ...if she has to wait
much longer she is going to
burst....not that we wouldn't all be
feeling the same thing and if we all
didn't love her like we do ... we
might be a little jealous...( just a
little...) so girl.. take a great
big breath... and let it out very,
very slowly over the next two
days....just think though... if you
went down there now...you might get
a sneak preview...they have to set
up and practice don't they....we are
all excited with you and if you like
your pockets feel a little heavy
Fri. night don't worry it's just all
of us ...we will be good.. we
promise and you won't even know that
we're there...of course we will all
be wearing the newest in face
jewelry...duck tape...so we won't
loose control and start
screaming....just don't faint and
fall to the ground...we might fall
out of your pocket and have to go
running up to the stage and find
some smelling salt... or a 6' 7" hunk
of a man...and see if he can revive
you...of course it would take us a
while because we will be so small
and he is so big...we would have to
take lots of breaks while dragging
him down the aisle...but we would
get him there eventually...no fair
fainting on purpose though...I could
offer you my chair...so you won't
fall...but that would take the fun
away...you might want to
fall...especially if it means being
revived by......
feeling better yet
Johnna...... Johnna...get your
"TRACE CONCERT" list out and double
check it ...READY?...
1. color hair...you
don't want those bright lights
reflecting off that one grey
hair...it just might bounce off and
hit Trace right smack in the eyes
and blind him...
2. camera...gotta
get those pictures...be sure to keep
it out so that in case you didn't do
#1 you can get pictures early before
he is blinded and can't finish the
concert... see how important #1 is..
3.
film...camera won't do any good with
out it!...but then again if you
forget to do #1and #2 ...you won't
need the film because you can't take
pictures of a man who was blinded by
the light bouncing off a grey hair
on the lady in the 4th row...and
couldn't go on...see why #1and #2
are...
4. hard
candy... gotta have something to fix
that dry throat you know you will
get as you scream and scream and
scream..more Trace...more
Trace...Trace I love you...Trace all
the ladies in your folder LOVE
you..better put a big bag in your
pocket just in case you did forget
to do #1,#2,#3...cause those of us
in you pocket will be screaming
right thru the duck tape.."you
should have colored that one grey
hair!!!"...
Here it is Johnna...the
last of the "TRACE CONCERT LIST"...(
and yes...you all will be able to
read this just fine sitting
down..)....
1.
outfit...check it out one last
time...make sure there are no
wrinkles... check all
seams...wouldn't want a weak seem to
split just as you are getting ready
to smile for that picture with
Trace...
2.
Kleenex...can't forget
these...sweaty palms are a big
no-no... especially at the meet and
greet...don't want any slip-slidin
of the hands now do we......(no we
don't ladies)...one more
thing.... HAVE A GREAT GREAT TIME
!!!!!!!!!...and don't to forget to
empty your pockets when you get
home....sleeping in a pocket with 20
Trace fans is
impossible...especially if ......we
just happen to kidnap Trace on your
way out of the meet and greet....
Well...the time has
come...hope Johnna got it all
together...now for us "pocket
travelers"...Linda had a good
point...remember the dial...and here
are a few other things we might want
to consider... to go with the
dial...dowse (don't know if that is
a word or not...meant to cover from
head to toe..) ourselves with baby
powder...no perfume...we don't want
to have all of us pushing and
shoving trying to get out of that
pocket when we can't breathe because
of a chemical reaction to all of our
perfumes... ppppppuuuu... anyone got
a mini fan...bring it...
now I know that this
is a no-no but know one knows that
we are there..so..if you have a mini
recorder...get the drift...of course
that will mean no talking, screaming
or singing...cause we don't want to
get OUR voices...we could probably
need a flashlight..just in case you
never know when we might need to
see...and NO BOOTS...especially the
pointed toe ones...ouch..major
ouch!!!...hope that Johnna doesn't
talk to us...if she doesn't faint
and get hauled off they might take
her away because they think she
had too much Trace and has gone over
the edge and started talking to
herself.....and last but most
important....no food with beans in
it at least 8 hrs. before the
concert... only if some one would
remove the elbow that is sticking in
my ear...is the recorder on...turn
the light on so we can see to turn
the recorder on... ohhhh...it's "left
something at home"...hurry turn it
on...now shhh....ooohhhhhh...what
a song...Johnna stop jumping around
we are going to come flying out any
minute...who's humming..can't hear
what he is singing....it's "catch
you if you fall"...how
appropriate...he better catch us as
we fall...ok..who is eating
something...your making too much
noise...all we will hear on our tape
is munching....at least Kathy stayed
away from the Mexican food...ohohohohoh
...it's "thinkin thing"...Linda stop
dancing...Connie, girl is that you
screamin in my ear...Kathy if you
have to jump at least jump at the
same time as Johnna does...
all right on the
count of three we will all
jump....and scream at the same time
as Johnna...ready...1...2...3...
goooooooo.... phew...that was a
riot...glad we have that extra dial
in here... listen...he is singing "dreamin
out loud"...what voice...are you
guys all getting goose bumps...he is
sooooo great.....shhh ...this is the
last song...now we get to go to the
meet and greet...
Johnna get your hand
out of here...your kleenex is in
your other pocket....quiet
girls...we are getting close...sure
glad Johnna is fast...3rd in
line..can you believe her
luck....quit wiggling Kat... your
sitting on Wendy's head...and she
can't breathe...shhh... she's moving
up...ohh...it's our turn
next...Linda and Connie stop
fighting over who gets to climb up
on Kathy's shoulders to peek out of
the hole in the side ...sure glad
Johnna didn't sew that up...wish
Johnna would stop figgiting..I'm
getting dizzy...what is that she is
hummming...that girl can't carry a
tune....ok...she's stepping
up...she' giggling... now she's
shaking his hand...don't
move...she's sliding in next to
him...I can feel his arm going
around her shoulder...he's leaning
down to whisper something to her...shhh...he's
asking her why her pocket is
moving..she's giggling
again...telling him that its nothing
she's just shaking so much cause
she's nervous...
ok..on the count of
2...everyone jump out, Linda.. we
don't have time to fix our
faces...Kat your hair looks just
fine... Wendy..no time for any
breath freshener.. Connie and Kathy
you are not going to pee your
pants..
Ready..1..2...go.....SURPRISE...TRACE
WE ALL LOVE
YOU!!!!!!..***FLASH***...what a
PICTURE... Johnna,Trace, and ALL of
us....whoa...he is laughing and
shaking his head...now he is looking
at all of us...melt, melt...he's
giving us that wonderful crooked
smile....shhh...listen..." you
ladies are the best...I just love
all you TRACER fans sooooo
much...can't believe you did this
for me...gosh you are so
great!!!"...ooohh Johnna pass the
kleenex before we get Trace all
wet....
well...we did
it...got Johnna there...and we made
it thru the whole concert without
any one finding us..and we came out
all in one piece..well not counting
the messed up hair..rumpled
clothes..and baby powder lingering
all over us....wasn't it just
awesome...ok...now we can all take a
potty stop...and will get something
to eat before we head on home ...to
our beds to do a lot of dreamin
about our TRACE...
what a show...the
best we have ever seen...sure am
glad that Johnna took us all with
her ( and that she had big
pockets)...what a girl
friend....lights are off...bellies
are full...bladders are
empty...bodies are all curled up and
all Tracer fans are sound
asleep...with great big crooked
smiles on their makeup smudged
faces...it was the night of all
nights...sweet dreams ladies..... ;0)
