cloud 24/7 is the the
perfect place to snuggle up and drift off to sleep with visions
of trace singing and mojoing floating around in my mind!!
"mr. g"..you always amaze
me..you got the magic bus up and running after it's been sitting
for almost 2 years..and it's so nice and toasty in here..even
our southern belles won't realize it's 10 degrees outside..of
course there isn't any way to hide the 10" of snow that is
outside the bus..maybe if you drive real fast they'll never
notice it..ya think?..me neither but as long as they don't have
to get their little tootsies wet and you keep it nice and toasty
in here they won't mind!!
well that didn't take us too
long..barely had time to get all the lights on the outside of
the bus turned on!!..ok ladies..make sure you wrap up nice and
tight with your trace blanket before you jump into the bag that
lynn has for you..don't want you all to turn into icicles on our
way from the bus to the stadium..oh come on katie and
vicki..don't you think that all this pretty white snow is just a
little bit pretty?..didn't think so..oh well..jump in the bag
and you won't have to even see it..everyone all snuggled in down
there?..ok lynn..let's see about getting us into the
building..before you and i turn into isicles!!..
it's a good thing that "mr.g"
dropped us off at the front door..did you see all those snow
banks that we would have had to work our way around and over to
get across the street!!..we would have gotten stuck for
sure..even with all the super-duper things that "mr.g" has done
to my chair!!
this is lots better..no snow
or blowing wind..hummm..this is interesting...i've
never had to open up my coat or show what was in my bag before
being allowed to get in..uh ladies..burrow down real deep and be
real quiet..don't want to have to make them take you out of the
bag and leave you here at the door during the concert..
phew..that was a close
one..with my blanket draped over the back of my chair she
didn't' even see the big bag filled with adkinette's hanging on
the back!!..now that we are in let's see about finding our
seats..push away lady lynn!!
these seats aren't too
bad..at least up here we don't have to worry about anyone
standing up in front of us..and we can see the whole stage..good
job lynn!!..you ladies ready to get out of the bag?..heehee..i
kind of thought so..you have to admit it was better riding in
there than on the back of the chair where you would have been
able to feel the cold..and see all that snow!!
"mr.g" made sure that your
"stage" was hooked up to the back of the chair again so you can
set up your tracin chairs and shake your badonkadonk's to your
little hearts desire..that way you don't have to worry about
getting trampled or lost trying to all the way down to the stage
from up here..and all the bells and whistles and flashing lights
are still there from our last outing..so you can shake in
style!!..yeah..he's a pretty good guy..guess we'll keep him
around for awhile!!
looks like we are in time to
catch some of kelly pickler's show.. now lynn what would you do
with her shoes?..yes..you do have to love they way they
sparkle..but i just can't see you wearing them at the library or
at the party store..although i'm sure you would get lots of
comments on them!!..they would be fun to have in your
closet..and you could prance around your apartment in them..in
your new trace shirt that you just bought..but i don't think
your going to be able to sweet talk those security guards down
there..they don't look push overs like the ones you shmoozed the
last time we saw trace!!
ok ladies..by the buzz is
going over the crowd..i have a feeling the show is about to
start..you all comfy back there in your chairs?..it's a good
thing that "mr. g" made the seats of them sturdy enough to hold
you..knowing that you wouldn't be able to stay sitting!!..smart
man our "mr.g"..well..up you go..cause here he comes!!!
he definitely has his game
on..just look at him strutting his stuff down those stairs..yeah
baby..bring it on!!..the crowd is really getting into it..balls
being batted all over the place..ah ha..i see that you found
your little baseball's that have trace's face on them..i figured
you would have fun batting them around..duck lynn..we're going
to be bombarded by trace balls..or i should say balls with
trace's face on them!!..oh heck..no matter how i word it someone
is going to think of something completely different!!going right
into swing is keeping the balls bouncing all over the place..
i love the new addition of
the big video screen behind the drummer..except it's hard to try
and watch it and trace at the same time..ohhh..he's
doing lots of his early ones..every light in the house is
on..thinking thing..and left something on at home..hey
donna..did you remember to bring your red fuzzy
handcuffs??..thought maybe you might have a bunch of them that
you bring with you to each concert..
lynn..girl
you are going to go hoarse whistling as much as you are..i know
that you want to get trace's attention every time he comes to
the end of the stage by where we are sitting..but don't forget
you have to work tomorrow and you need your voice!!..besides
he's not going to hear you..or see us..what?..oh
your right..the light is on over us..so we're not sitting in the
dark..so i guess if he heard your whistle he might see
us..alright..go ahead and whistle away!!..he comes down at this
end of the stage away a lot..too bad we forgot the sign that lil'
red made up for us that says: trace..karen and lynn are
HERE!!..so whistle your little heart out!!
music stops and trace comes
to to the mic..he looks like a little kid standing there with
his head down..one hand in his pocket.. shuffling his feet..he's
thanking us all for spending valentine's day with him..but he
say's with 5 ft. of snow out there where else are you going to
be tonite!!..he says when he can look out his bus window all he
can see is all that frickin snow!!..well lynn..don't think
you'll be trying to get to the bus tonite..if you try you'll get
stuck in one of those 5ft. snow banks!!..although if you did try
and did happen to get stuck..maybe trace would look out his
window and see this pair of legs sticking out of the huge snow
bank and come pull you out..yeah..knew that you would like that
idea!!
oh boy the fun is about to
begin..trace has just said that the wholesome part of the show
is over..it's time to do some serious mo-jo-ing!!.. yea!!!..you
girls ready to do some serious badonkadonk shaking?..ha..silly
question..one look at the outfits you were wearing underneath
your "warm" clothes lets me know that your more than ready to do
some serious shaking!!..i'm going to have to find my pair of
trace shades so i can see..the glare coming off of the bright
hot pink sequins that you have on your skimpy outfits is
blinding..definitely one of your "brighter" outfits..and i have
to say that the silver glittery tassles that are hanging from
the bottom are very interesting..and the faster you shake the
brighter you get!!..you are dressed perfect for this next
song..chrome..yes..i have my "hot mama" license plate..just have
to get it hung around my neck..guess i better hurry because i'll
bet that will be the next song..there..this "hot mama" is
ready!!
oh here we go again..another
trace story..i just love this one..he's going to tell us about
how his mama didn't like this next song and how she was afraid
she was going to have to change churches!!..but he made sure his
daddy had a copy of both hot mama and honkytonk badonkadonk!!..his
poor mama.i don't think she has approved of many of his songs!!
if i'm guessing right the
next song is going to make my w/chair shake..rattle and
roll!!..good thing that my brakes are on and that there is a bar
in front of me so i won't go over the edge once you all turn up
the shaking!!..yep i was right..you girls shake your
badonkadonks and i'm going to hang on for my dear life!!..here
we go...turn it up!!!
ohhhhh..lynn..did
you see that?..you whistled just as he was standing at this end
of the stage and he actually looked up..keep on whistling..he's
staying down here..and he's looking around..oh my..as he was
singing he looked up here and then he tipped his hat..he saw
us!!..way to go lynn!!
wow..that
was an awesome show!!..the only thing i would have changed was
instead of him wearing a long sleeve shirt underneath his long
black coat..he would have had a tshirt on..with his long sleeve
shirt hanging out you can't watch the "big A" sway..but he was
in rare for tonite..and really had the audience in it!!
ok..here
comes the encore..you ladies ready for your big finale?..but of
course you are..and i can't wait to see what message you have on
your panties tonite..if you jump up on this railing that is
right in front of me it would be the perfect place for you to do
your thing..and if he comes down this way he'll be able to see
you..here..lynn will help you get up there..and here is some
purple duct tape to put on the bottom of your shoes so you don't
slip and fall off the railing..not sure if the people that are
in front of us would appreciate a bunch of "adkinette's" landing
in their laps!!
perfect song for the
encore..ride!!..you ladies ride that pole while i sit here and
watch the man and the band..he's going to end this show on a big
bang!!...here he comes ladies..get ready to show him your
message...
the
adkinette's love trace!!!
yeah..i
think he saw that..he's still standing there at the this end of
stage..he's looking up here so how could he miss it!!..looks
like he's going to finish the song standing down our
way..uh..uh..uh...i think i'm going to fall off of my seat!!..he
did see me..he pointed up at me and then gave me a heart bump
before heading back to center stage!!!..oh lynn..thank you..you
did it again..you found a way for me to see trace..and for trace
to see me!! i didn't think i'd get to see him at all this
time..it might not be one of his hugs.. but..i'll take a hat
tip...a finger point..and a heart bump anytime!!sniff sniff..oh
thank you..i definitely need one of pat's used tissues!!
lynn..where
are you going now?...oh there for a minute i thought she was
going to talk to one of the band members who are standing down
there talking to some ladies..but she is just handing one of
them the thank you for trace's grace that i made up for him..huh??..oh
yes please give it to trace..thank you!!..that was nice of him
to check with me about what he was suppose to do with it..now
atleast i know that trace will get it!!
well ladies..what do you say
we make our way back to the magic bus..i'm sure that "mr.g" has
it all warmed up for us..maybe he'll even have some hot
chocolate waiting for us!!..most everyone else is gone so we
shouldn't have too much trouble getting out.. once you get back
in the bag remember to put on your winter warm clothes..don't
want you to freeze before we get to the bus..you all ready down
there?..ok lynn..let's blow this pop stand!!
hey..looks
like "mr.g" couldn't find a very good parking space..he's parked
right next to one of those huge snow banks..is that him standing
on top of the snow bank?..yep it's him..and it looks like he has
a sled with him..hahaha!!..he
sure went down that snow bank fast..and all you can see are his
eyes because his face is covered with snow...anyone going to be
brave enough and go out and take a slide down the snow bank with
"mr. g"??..no? oh come on..just one time!!..party
poopers!!..guess your sliding fun is over no one wants to join
you..time to get the magic bus on the road..
well..another
fun adkinette adventure..hope you all enjoyed our night
out..sorry it has taken me so long to get it put together..but
once i laid down on the cloud i just couldn't get myself
up..plus i wasn't quite finished with my "dreaming out loud"
time!!..in fact..i think i'm going to head back up there and get
some more 24/7 trace treatment..it's so good for the body and
the soul!!..love ya!! ;0)
