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Subj:    Jeanne & Theresa's Ohio Pocket Concert
Date:    7/31/99
Author: Karen Haag

alright "mr.g"..time for you to get off that couch...and..get busy.... we have a little trip to make tonite...and...we don't want to have to wait till just before we go to make sure everything is ready ...now ..you go out and check the bus...make sure we have all the supplies we need...here is the list...now...don't forget to check it!!!..yes..i have "goodies" on the list... wouldn't think of leaving that off.....off you go!!..

heehee....now..i can have that "big" fan..and...nice "comfy" spot for a good long snooze!!!....it should take him a couple hours getting thru that very long list!!!...who has the "smarts" in this family???..heehee!!  ;0)

ahhhh...that was a good snooze...and..i think i'm already to hit the road again..guess i better see about finding my "tracin bag"...and...go see if "mr.g" has the "magic bus" all set....that list i gave him had enough things on it to keep him out of trouble for most of the afternoon!!!.. oh.."mr.g"...got everything ready for take-off??...."mr.g"??..where are you??....hummm..he's not on the bus...or under the bus...maybe he's in the garage....nope.. not here either...guess i better check the bus one more time....this is ridiculous...he has to be here somewhere ...."MR.G"...come on..we have to get going...

oh darn!!...dropped my "trace mug"..sure glad there isn't any french vanilla in..don't want to waste any of that.. ahhhhh.... heehee....there he is...now...if i can only get back there without him hearing me...sleeping under the back seat!!...ok...so far so good..he's still sleeping..now if i can only get my "butt-pincher" under there....just a few more inches...and...eeeehhh..that is about as far as i can stretch...ohhh..yes!!! ....wake up "mr. g" ....teehee!!....ohhh...careful..you don't want to bump your head on the bottom of the seat...

did you have a nice nap??...and...what is that you are sleeping on?? ..a what?? i must say "mr.g"...you sure do come up with some humdingers...and..this one is one of your best!!...that does look pretty comfortable...and..i know the girls will love it!!...can you find a place to hide it??...we can surprise them later tonite.... okie dokie..hide it..and..then... let's get this "magic bus" on the road....everyone is looking forward to another "pocket concert"!!....maybe by the time we get where we're going the temps will have cooled down a little....last weeks "pocket concert" was just a tab bit hot..i for one would love to have some cooler temps for tonites fun...you don't have any connections with "mother nature" do you "mr.g"???..heeheee...well...just thought i would ask..you never know with you!!!

that little snooze seems to have "re-charged" your battery "mr. g" ...you look like you are ready and raring to go..what do you say we blow this "popsicle stand" and get this get this last "pocket concert" of july 1999 going....i know i'm more than ready for a little "Adkinette" fun...and...this one just might prove to be as much fun as last weeks...we are riding in the pockets of two "newbies"....and...we know just how much fun those are!!!..heehee ...and...i know the girls are all waiting for us to pick them up....i'm all strapped in here..so...when your ready...let's point  this "magic bus" towards that big ol' cyberspace.... and...have some good ol' "tracin fun"!!!!

have you been playing with the "magic bus" again "mr.g"???...tell me you "didn't" up the speed of the "super-duper" engine!!!...oh ..."mr.g"..one of these days your going to get us in trouble.. or...heehee....a speeding ticket...and...as fast as bus goes now...if you have suped it up to go faster...i'm not sure if pat could talk us out of a ticket or if there is enough money in the  "Adkinette" bail fund to pay for a speeding ticket!! ok...i'll just have to take your word for it....but...please...use a "gentle" touch on that gas pedal!!...you drive "mr.g"....and..i'll watch out for any "cypberspace" police!!!

hey ladies....did you think we forgot you???....sorry... but..."mr.g" was in one of his moving at turtle speed this afternoon.... heehee ...that is until he got in the driver's seat of the "magic bus" ...then ...he did a complete turn around and became a "speed demon"..it was like he was driving to win the indy 500!!!....but..i think we are all in one piece...that is except for loosing a couple "christmas lights" off the side of the bus...i am sure he has lots of extra lights at home in his "christmas light display" box...that is one thing he is sure not to be caught without!!!...

i see you all are ready for another hot "pocket concert"!!!....and ...are all decked out in the "summer theme"...just love that bathing suit you have on katie....hot pink with "traced Adkinette and proud of it" on the back...they will definitely see you coming!!!...no doubt about it....i can't wait to see what dance steps you have cooked up for us tonite....having to sit and watch last week surely gave you lots of ideas!!!....

oh...heehee...ahhhh....who came up with the cool visors you all are wearing??....it was you huh angela...well....i must say...they are "unique"...how did you get trace's face so small....and....on the band on the visor???....however you did it...it looks pretty spiffy!!!....well ladies...everyone got their sunscreen on???...it looks like it is going to be another "hot time" at the "pocket concert"!!! ...i was kind of hoping that we would have some cooler temps for tonites fun...oh well....we're not that made up of that much sugar that a little sun and hot weather is going to "melt" us!!!!..if everyone is ready...let's see about finding our best friend... "mr. genie"..and see if he can get us to our "pockets"...so we can get busy and do what we do best!!!!....grab a hand...and...click those heels together...and..nice and loud...repeat after me...."take us to trace....take us to trace...............

geeeezzzzz's...."mr.genie" must have hit some tail winds on that transfer....oh well....just trying to give us a "zap" into our pockets we will always remember!!!....heehee.... he did pretty good accomplishing that..now...once we all get ourselves put back together...i think we need to get out of these pockets...it can't be any hotter out there on the stage as it is in here...ohh....pat...and ...shelley..you girls might want to adjust your "tracin" visors...i think you might want to turn yours around shelley...and...pat ...your hair is doing it's "side style" thingy again...i think maybe it likes laying like that!!!...there...that's better....thanks kim for helping them..i don't think shelley is going to put down what ever is in her "tracin bag"...no matter which direction her visor is going... heehee...sure you don't want to share your secret shelley???...no??.. well..ok..guess we're just going to have to be patient and wait...it sure must be something good...as tight as your hanging on to it....

ok...everyone all set??..wouldn't want us to scare anyone....we were looking pretty ruffled after that ride....you all look ready to me.....let's get out of here....who brought the string???....good... sharie has it....give it a toss sharie...hopefully it will go over the first time....oh...that will help..never thought of making a ball out of our duct tape and sticking it on one end of the string...is that a trick you have learned from your frontier living??..hey...works for me....give it your best toss!!!!...alright...that was cool....ok ladies. ..up the string you go.....it's time to start this night of fun!!!

hey theresa and jeanne...it's us!!!...did you think we got lost????...haha..just had a hard time getting "mr.g" up off the couch... but..once he got behind the wheel of the bus..he wasted no time getting us here...so..are you ladies ready for tonite??...yep..i see the "trace look" is starting to set in...heehee...i know vicki...this is going to be a fun night...but...they are both looking pretty calm... won't be long now...and..then the "trace jitters" will start... then.. the mouth...hanging open...and...the very last part...the glazed over eyes ...the "tracer-zombie" takes form...and..it's all over for them....they are hooked!!!....yep...this is going to be a very fun evening ladies...

speaking of fun..if you ladies want to get up on the stage before trace...you better get those little rears in gear...that feeling is in the air..which means "the man" must be getting ready..now..you all behave up there tonite.. teehee..yeah right...too late...they are all gone..

hey!!!!..johnna..what are you doing??..this w/chair works better with all the wheels on the ground..not two of them in the air!!!!...oh no!!!!..now what is going on....yikes....i am in trouble now... ann...you and kat...are you guys crazy!!!...put me down!!!!!!!!!!! hey!!!....johnna.. ann...kat.... someone...listen to me.....no!!!..i don't want to go up there....whoa...especially not like this.... where did you guys find such a big..oh my gosh!!!!....it's...it's..it's the big...gentle.... hand..... HELP!!!!!!!!!!....

alright....who's idea was that..and..just how did you get me up here...one minute you are all standing by me...trying to put me in some kind of sling...then..the next thing i know..your all standing in front of me....and..i'm up here on the stage...did you happen to see how...or should i say...who..put me up here????...oh great... just what i need....30 "adkinette's" wearing very "crooked" smiles ... staring at me....like i'm crazy!!!!..ok...now that i'm up here.. your not getting me to move from this spot...if you do..i will just "dream you all out off the stage!!!...heehee...i just love it when i'm in charge...ok...well...maybe just alittle in charge???...oh... alright...i have no control what so ever over any of you...or anything you do...are you happy now???...ok..now..go have fun..and..leave me here to sit by trace's guitar stand!!!...geeze ....this was not part of the "dream"...it's much safer out there in front..once they get up here on stage...they take over..and..run the show...oh well..they do it so well...teehee...

now..i wonder if trace will be using this guitar tonite..if so...i better find a place for me to park so i don't get in his way..he is much to "big" for this poor little "dreamer"!!!..there...this should work...out of the way of those very big feet...and..i can see theresa and jeanne...yep...the perfect place for me...ohhhhhh ...and...i'm glad i'm out of the way...because...here he comes..... whoooooooooo...that man is big!!!..almost tipped me and the chair over while i was trying to look up at him...sure glad i moved over here...or i would be the "adkinette" getting smushed
tonite!!...

i see he is not wasting anytime getting the crowd up and going tonite....and...katie is doing her best to get the "adkinette's" moving too....that girl amazes me...she always has some new dance step for us...i have a feeling she used all that extra time this week at work to do some thinking..and..practicing...she's doing real good getting everyone in line...those "hot pink" bathing suits look real snazzy under these lights...huh!!...who would have thought that those cute little "trace-horsie" swim rings would work as "tu-tu's"??? always resourceful our katie is!!!....ohhhh... now... that was a perfect end to their "big time" dance...heehee...one nice turn..everyone bending over and...up go the swim rings...and ...wa-la!!!..."trace adkinette's and proud of it" on underneath!!!..clap..clap..bravo..bravo!!...yep..nice move!!!!..ohhhh...and..so was that one...heehee..those girls sure can move...dancing on minute..and..scattering all over the stage the next...hummm...no one heading towards the back of the stage...that is good..i hope....no one running to the mic-pole...that is good...i think... but...just what are they going to do next????...

well...so far so good...trace has sang three songs and...so far..no adkinette's...maybe it's not such good news...they don't usually miss a beat..let alone three songs...no..this is not a good thing.... where could they be???...more importantly..what are they doing???.....ohhhh...there is one...it looks like jeanne`h and..susy...yep ...and..tammy is right behind them...looking over her shoulder...at trace....ah ha...there are more of them.....they are moving too fast to see who me to see who it is..but..i think i saw tracey.. debbie`p ..joan...and...janet...they were heading in the opposite direction...now..i know they aren't going for the swimming pool...it has a leak in it...so..that is out..but...they are definitely up to something...hey..kathyrn....darlene..yoohoo.. terri..dana ...someone...anyone..well..guess i'm just going to have to sit here and see what they have up their "tiny" sleeves....

i see that theresa and jeanne are enjoying themselves...they are in full "trace-zombie" mode... and..loving every minute of it!!....i just love to watch "newbies" ... boy..someone out there is sure having fun...and..are pretty loud...wonder what is going on out there???...whatever it is has gotten trace's attention...oh no!!!!..i must be hearing things.... vicki wouldn't have...oh yeah...she would have...and..the voice i thought i was hearing is him..."mr. g" .... he is out in the crowd..pulling a little red wagon behind him..with a very big cooler in it....filled with..yep....plastic rings... the ones you use around your neck to keep cool... i can't believe this!!....on the side of the cooler..and..coming from "mr.g's" mouth.."dips for  a tip"....."dips for a tip".....doesn't he realize that those little rings won't fit around anyone's neck...did he forget that he is only 3" high...those rings just might...if it's a small "normal" person...fit around their big toe!!!...the funniest thing is...people are buying them....although...their not sure who is selling them....all they can see is the cooler...the sign..and...the rings....i think as soon as we get home...we are going to have to take both dave and vicki in to have their heads examined!!!!...they make a very scarey pair those two!!!

ok...back to the "fun" on stage...that is..if i can find the 'fun"...i am really worrying just what this absence of "adkinette's" means... they have missed most of trace...that can only mean one thing...TROUBLE...and..if that little "flash" was an "adkinette"... that means it won't be long to we see just what they are up too...here they come...vicki and kat are pulling something towards the front of the stage....elise and dana are tugging as hard as they can to get their side to move....and...brandy and regina and marisa are pushing from the back...oops...down goes debbie`b. ..good thing ann and pat were watching where they were going..if they would have had to stop...johnna and kim would have run over them..with whatever that thing is...ohhhhhhh...i know..i know what that thing is!!!!..but..what are they going to do with it up here...i thought "mr.g" was going to surprise them with it when we got back to the bus..he had it all planned..well.. that is what i thought..i have no idea what they have in mind to do with that guitar shaped trampoline...whatever it is...i hope they don't wipe trace's face off of it...

here comes shelley...and..she is still clutching her "tracin bag" her poor hands must be blue from holding on so tight!!!...and..coming up behind her are katie...tracey..patrica..and ..darlene..ohhhh... there is the rest of them...and..they are dragging a smaller bag....now that they are all at the trampoline...i think we are about to see just what they have been cooking up....up they go...they are forming a big circle around the outside...ahhh... someone quick..grab joan and janet...they took their shoes off..and..ohhhhhh...that was close...on the stage is where they almost ended up!!..i still can't figure out what they are doing... trace can't have too many more songs to do...all of the "adkinette's" are on now....i can see they are passing something around...everyone has whatever it is...vicki and katie are at the very tip of the guitar....it looks like kat is yelling something at them...but..i can't quite hear what she is yelling.....i can see them all smile...raise their arms... and...they are all starting to jump.. up and down...ohhhhhhh...i see 30 big "super-soakers"..aimed at trace...and....now...lots and lots of water..going in every direction ...heehee...what nice fans they are....they are trying to cool trace off!!!!....hahaha..they are also getting themselves very very wet....it is going to be a "soggy" ride home!!!!....i think trace is actually getting some of that water on him....off goes his hat... and...he is shaking his head...haha...he looks like sammy when he is shaking off after his bath!!..i'll bet it feels pretty good in all this heat!!!..

now what is going on?..shelley and pat are moving up front with vicki and katie..so are kim...tammy and susy..shelley is pulling something out of her bag....the one she hasn't let go of since we picked her up...guess we'll finally find out just what she has been clinging too....it looks like a spoon...a plastic spoon...yep..that is what it is..now what is she going to do with a plastic spoon???....shelley is putting the spoon down...johnna and regina and sharie are helping her climb up into it...she looks like she has a parachute on..eeeeee..she is laying down on the spoon..kat is yelling again....and...some of the "adkinette's" are pulling the handle of the spoon back...while others are trying to jump up and down real fast...oh my....they can't be....they are....ohhh i can't watch this...i have to watch this..oh...and..how appropriate...trace is finishing his set with..."i'll take her to the moon"!!!..oh..i hope she at least gets over the canopy at the back of the stage.... shelley is going to have her head examined too..they are jumping and jumping... one more jump and she is up..up...up.. and.. away...over the canope she goes...over the lights..and oh dear!!!...where did she go???...ohhhhhhh.....here comes trace..ohhh. ..where is the brake on this thing??...

phew..close one..me and that boot almost became one!!...ok.. trace is off..and...ohhhh...so close...ahhhhh....we have got to get off too and go find shelley!!..wonder how far she went?? hey ladies...let's go!!!...push the trampoline over the edge here and we can jump off the stage and land on it..yeah...if you can...grab the super-soakers....heehee..that was a good one ladies..really good!!..trace even thought so...did you see him smile at you as he was shaking his hair!!!..oh..uhhh....what are we doing standing when poor shelley could be anywhere..hey vicki...can you see "mr.g" out  here...yes...we all saw him and his little red wagon... selling your plastic necklace's....he was doing a real good job too...now we need him to go and get theresa and jeanne..and see if he can get them over to the bus i'm sure they will follow  him...last time i saw them..they were in full "trace-zombie mode" ..so they should be in good hands...heehee..yeah..but..he's all we have now...

everyone ready to make the big jump??...ok...here we go...on the count of three...i am getting too old for this...you guys jump..and ...i get set down..nice and gentle...hey...how did that happen??..never mind...i'll think about that tomorrow....you all look like you landed without too much damage...heeheee.. well...some of you ... ok..grab your bags and...lets go find our missing "ufo"...she has to be around here somewhere i don't think that spoon sent her too far away.....if we all use our flashlights...we should be able to see...some of you...aim up...and..some of you...aim down....one way or another..we'll find her...."adkinette's" to the rescue!!!...there...over by that trash can..what is that white thing??...eeeeuuuuu...thats not her..sure glad shelley didn't land in there!!!..anyone else see anything... vicki...katie...just where did shelley want to go???...ahhhh...silly me..of course..trace's bus.. well...i think it's parked over by ours..so..let's head over there...by the looks of it...we missed the "m&g"...hope "mr.g" got theresa and jeanne over there in time..everyone aim their lights on trace's bus....see any feet dangling out..or hear anyone screaming... oh.. heehee..your right darlene...guess she wouldn't be screaming if she was in trace's bus..unless she is stuck on the outside ..sreaming to get in!!!..no feet...and..no screams... well...let's see if we can find her out here around the bus...

huh??.. shhh..i hear someone calling us...no..i don't think it's trace!!..oh..ok...it's only "mr.g"  here we are....we're heading that way....ohhhhh...ouch..that must have hurt...sorry who's ever feet i just ran over..my driver can't see...you think you found her "mr.g"??..where....ohhh..i see.....come on girls...we have found something over here.....yep...that is definitely shelley's bag.... and...over here....looks like her boots...hey...aim the lights up...oh shelley...is that you up there??..yoohooo... shelley....jump down... we'll catch ya..ohhhh...heehee..guess you don't need us to catch you..you still have your parachute on...or..at least..i think that is a parachute..i looks more like a balloon than a parachute!!!...are you ok??..no bumps..or bruises....well...i know you wanted to be on trace's bus..but...look at it this way..at least you landed on a "bus".... the "magic bus"...that's much better than that trash can back there we thought you were in!!!!....i think it's time we all get on the bus...we have had another big night....really big!!!...

our newbies are safely taped in...our driver...who if he stops counting his money earned from selling..."dips for a tip"...is in the drivers seat...and...all the bags..super-soakers... and...one ...guitar shaped trampoline...are all packed away...till the next time.. when we "adkinette's" hit the "pocket concert" trail...they just keep getting...better..and....oh no..here i am again...sitting here...talking to myself...that "mr.genie" is so quiet...he always catchs me off guard....well...once again..you made it possible for us to spend another night together...and..have alittle "adkinette" fun!!!...thanks very much "mr.genie" for the ride!!!!....it was a good one!! 

well...ladies...i have to thank you all again..for letting me do my "dreaming" here..i keep having more and more fun with each "adkinette" adventure....but..got carried away again..this "dreaming out loud" stuff is too easy...but..you all have a way of making it that way...today...is national friendship day...and..i would like to be the first to let you know that you just how important you and your friendships are to me....you help keep me going when the going gets a little hard here..you give me the chance to get out and about in the big outside world..when if not for you...i wouldn't be able to do so my traveling maybe "imaginary" ... your not...and..i thank you all...for being here..and ...for getting me out of the house!!!!....i hope you all will take the time to thank your "special" friends.. who ever they might be... because.. without friends..we would have nothing..and..i for one..am a very rich lady...with friends like you...i ask for nothing more!!!..thanks ladies...it has been another..fun night!!!!...i'm glad we got the chance to go and have a little "Adkinette" fun!!!  ;0)

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