Inez
(Katie) and Russ
Are Going To See Trace!
ok my fellow
"adkinettes" lets see if we can get
the magic "pocket concert" bus on
the road....battery has been
charging all week so we should have
enough power to get us to
rockford, illinois....and join in the
fun with russ and inez...be sure to
pack your long johns ... or what ever
all you "southern adkinettes" need
to keep you warm...it is going to be
just a little chilly
tonite....kat...did you ever find a
"long" extension cord????...we might
need it tonite to
keep all the "southerners" nice and
warm.....so...check your bags to
make sure all the "necessities" are
in there....and keep an eye out for
the "magic bus"...it will be heading
your way soon.....be ready to jump
on as we fly by......it is going to
be one "big time" in illinois
tonite!!!!
alright....lets
see if this old bus will
start....brrrrrr...it is mighty cold
here....too bad inez and russ live
in illinois....and not some place
sunny...oh..well...come to think of
it...there isn't any place
that is warm..so..guess illinois is
as good as florida....
ok....looks
like we have a bus
full....hey kat....we better do a
head count...don't want to leave
anyone behind.....they
would be an ice sculpture by the
time we got home..... ahhhhh...i
think this ol' bus is
finally starting to warm
up.......good timing....cause it
looks like kim and kathy have
icicles
hanging from their noses....which i
might add....are a very pretty
bright red..haha...you
could lead the "magic bus" for
us...just like
rudolph....
whoa....good thing your aim was
off kim...it's not nice to hit the
"dream weaver" with a
snowball!!!!!! you better be
good...or "mr. genie" will get
ya!!....huh....oh...what did you say
kat...i was busy
ducking....good...everyone is
here...and ready to
go...
ok...johnna..my goodness..what
do you have on johnna...i thought last times
outfits were the wildest i had
seen.. guess i was wrong ... that is
a very interesting
outfit... haha...and i see that pat
has one that looks just like
yours..they look like
snowsuits..with ...uh..just what is
that you have wrapped a hundred times
around your neck..sleeves and
legs???..oh..teehee...its the "trace towel" ...that
explains why i can see "parts" of
trace..except the parts are not in
the normal place parts
should be...hahaha!!!..you are
good!!...and love where his smile is
located!!!...and is that one of his
boots under your arms??...i think
you and pat should get some kind of
award for that "very orginal"
outfit...ha..that is the perfect
award ann..purple duct
tape...that way they can make sure
trace's parts stay where they
are...wouldn't want any of them to
slip to other areas on your
"snowsuits"!!!
ok...lets get this
show on the road..before
these "southern adkinettes" start
getting warmed up...everyone come on
over here...so we
can get this "pocket concert"
going..... this is it guys ... you
"newbies" can just follow
along...it won't take you long to
get the hang of this....sure hope
you all are ready for the time of
your life...this is the second best
thing you will ever do....number one
being seeing trace in
concert...in person...as a big
person... not a munchkin stuffed in a
pocket!!!!
okie
dokie...lets all join hands...and
say the "magic"
words..... ready? ....yoohoo...mr.
genie...we're ready....pretty
please.... "take us to trace...take
us to trace...take us to
trace...."...hang on...here we
go........
ker-plunk....woossssh....whoa!!...everyone
land in one piece???..boy....that
was a bumpy ride...must be 'ol el
nino is stirring up the air way up
there...but..once again...mr. genie
has delivered us to
trace..."THANK YOU mr. genie!!!!"
alright
gang.....lets see if we can get out
of this pocket...not sure what inez
has on...but this is one deep
pocket......what do we have in our
"bag" of goodies that we can use to
get out of here.... wait a
minute....think i can see some light
way up there....oh...hi inez....we
were just wondering how we were
going to get out of this "huge"
pocket...what do you have one
girl??????...awwww.... what a friend...look... its a "trace" key
chain....we can use it to climb
up...just watch out for the
keys...hey pat...why don't you and darlene go first...then you can help
the "newbies" up and make sure they
don't get lost....you know how fast
you all are once you hit the
floor...and wouldn't want one of
them to get stepped on....
it sounds
like a full house out there...ok
everyone...one at a time....careful
there tracey...don't step on
shelly's head..that cast could be a
dangerous weapon... we have to keep her and the
other "newbies" in good shape...they
are going to need all their "wits"
about them to keep up with you
all....there you go joan...all that
moving must have built up those
"pecs"...you almost picked christy
up by her feet....you ok
christy?...everything still in the
right place?????...teehee... the
girls get a little "wired" when it
comes to these "pocket
concerts"...hey pat...that is it
down here ...no one left but
me....whoa......weeeeeeee....golley..that
was fun...it sure is nice to have
you "boys" here with us
tonite... thanks for the
ride....teehee...a flying
wheelchair!!!!!!
hi inez and
stacy....boy..these seats aren't too
bad...at least i don't see any women
with big hair in front of
you.... haha....look out guys...the
"adkinettes" + 3 are on the
loose....sure hope the "newbies"
will be able to keep up.....that
stage looks like it is 10ft off the
ground...hope they can figure a way
up there without killing
someone.... those girls will never be
the same after tonite ...i know they
don't believe us...but...they'll see
we're right...this
ought to be a fun night...everyone
is ready to go...and let
loose ...need to get rid of those
"winter blues"....
have you spotted russ yet???...hope the girls will be
able to see him...did we miss the
opening act???..wasn't it the
kinleys???... good...at least we don't
have to wait very long...ooops...i
didn't speak soon enough...i can
hear "big time" coming from behind
the curtain...yep....the fun
begins!!!
here you go
inez...your song!!!!....go girl
go....teehee...sure wish i could
"wiggle" like that!!..isn't she good
stacy??...haha...looks like you
inherited her "dancing" genes...oh
no...look off to the left side of
the stage....looks like ann has a
case of stage fright....poor
girl... hope someone closes her
mouth...before someone takes her
picture...she looks scared to
death!!!!...oh...good...its johnna
and debbie to the
rescue...haha...they are going to have
to pick her up...her feet must be
glued to the floor...oh my
goodness ....the "boys" to the rescue
again...ha...there she
goes...up...and on rick's
shoulder.....she does make a "cute"
bag of potatoes ......looks like the
other "newbies" are catching on real
quick... shelly and angela and
patricia have taken over the speaker
at the right side of the
stage...good choice...it is right by
steve...he will enjoy the
audience....but i can't see the rest of
them...can you... ooops...i better
wait till the song is over...don't
think your paying attention to
me....
ok...now..what was
i going to
say to you???...oh...i remember... do
you see the rest of the "adkinettes"
?...huh??..what..your going to have
to yell...trace is singing too
loud...teehee...oh...ok..now i see
them...well...part of them...i see
kim and kathy...and elise... and who
is...ok..its pat..and jeanne with
darlene...they are on their way over to
where steve's private audience is
sitting...i think kat is in a
hurry...she is flying across the
stage too...right behind pat....wait
a minute..now pat and her gang are
following kat... something is
definitely brewing...and i think kat
is the leader of that "tracers
pack"....not quite sure
what that girl has up her
sleeve ..but by the grin that is
from ear to ear...it must be a good
one....oh look...i think ann has
gotten over her stage fright...and
she looks like she just might have
some fun....and this is the song to
get it going...."dick and
jane"...yep...she is having
fun...
didn't know that danny was
such a good dancer...is he related
to you inez???...teehee...it looks
like we are going to have a line
dance
demostration...ohhhhh....they are
"good"...and they have
company....haha...it looks like they
have been practicing...they are a lot
better than the last time they all
danced together... didn't think it
was possible to practice line
dancing in cyberspace...guess we
"adkinettes" + 3 are just so
talented!....hey stacy...you better
grab a hold of your mom...it looks
like she wants to join the rest of
the gang on stage!!!
haha...our line
dancers are getting a standing ovation...at least i think that is
what they are thinking...look at
them all "bow"...what hams they
are!!!...ohhhh..."lonely"...looks
like the dancers are now going to
serenade trace....they look so
"cute" standing in front of the mic
stand....and singing to
trace....ahhhhhh....look out
dee....phew...that was a close
one...tracey just about got her in
the stomach with her casted
leg...not sure why she was trying to turn
around... but she was twirling around
pretty fast....we are going to have
to get her a rubber cast...that way
the cast will bounce off who ever
gets in her way....teehee...there
they go again...line dancing to
lonely???...oh...now i get it...it
isn't a line dance they are getting
ready to do....haha.... here comes
the "winding"...done by 22
"adkinettes" + 3....ohhhhhh...and
don't they "wind" good!!!...good
idea inez...we better get this
picture ...so we have
proof....haha....those pictures just
might come in handy one day...
uhhhhh..trace...you might want to
step back...and look out...you are
about to get mobbed...yep...here
they come...20 drooling
"adkinettes"....climbing up that mic
pole...oh no...guess i was
wrong...its not the pole they are
heading for...hummmmm... "thinking
thing"...and no "adkinettes"
climbing up his mic pole ...now this
is very unusal...and alittle
scarey...if they aren't going to
climb up the pole...what are they
going to do???..can you see what they are up to
inez?...you have got to be kidding
stacy.... they are climbing up the
curtain??...why are they going up
there??????...are they all up
there??..everyone but danny and
patrica ....and they are climbing up
the microphone pole??????.....this
is weird...it looks like danny and
patricia are tying a piece of string
to the top of the pole....where did
the string come from??..oh no...i
get it now...that is what johnna and
dee were doing..tying their end of
the string to the curtain..and
darlene just threw the string down
to danny...what is that tracy,
dana...jeanne and dee attaching to
the curtain...it looks like a
sign.....i can't make out what it
says....it says what
inez?????...hee-hee....yep...your
right ...it does
say..."24/7"....boy..do they look
proud of themselves or what.....that
is a good one...FLASH....another
picture for our "trace
album".....tee-hee....oh and how
appropriate...they must have had
steve's help in plannig this little
"episode"...that was perfect
timing...."if i fall...."...cause
here they all come...sliding down
the string....right on to his
hat.......haha...i think he felt
that one...one big ker-plunk on top
of his head....look at his
smile...you can't get much more
crooked than that!!!!
haha...i know
that steve was in on this
one...another "preplanned"
trick...just as trace starts to sing
"girl in texas.."...who should come
sliding down the rope...the last
one left up there in "24/7" ....none
other than our very own "texas
girl"...kathy....and that is one
"YEEHAW" we can hear from
here!!!!....they are going to be
impossible to live with after
tonite....but by the looks on the
"newbies" faces....everyone is
having a
ball!!!...ohhhhh...ohhhh ...this is
my favorite song...."every
light...."...ummmmm....just love
this one....teehee....look at
trace..his hat is all lite
up.....and it is moving!!!!!..they
all must have stayed in the brim of
his hat... what a time to do a
"wav"....good thing that they are
moving in the same direction that he
is....or his hat...and his
"adkinettes" + 3 would be falling on
the stage!!!!...ha...now that would
be a sight to see...and would be another good
picture...oh....look...here they all
come....slidding down his
back...that must tickle..wonder if
trace is ticklish????..hard to tell
if he "moving" because of the
music...or the
"adkinettes"...
inez...girl...what
are you doing?....why are you
jumping up and down?...need to use
the ladies
room????...what????...no...they
aren't...i can't look...what if they
get tangled.... your right...they
wouldn't mind...it looks like
kathy, kim, kat, elise and angela
all decided to slide down trace's
ponytail instead of his back....did
they get the ponytail
holder...yep...guess they did get it
off...well ...almost all the way
off...looks like it is stuck at the
end of the ponytail....they were
bound and determined to get his hair
down....those girls are "bad"....and
they are loving every minute of
it...i can hear their giggles from
here....there is rick waiting to catch them as
they come slidding down.... wonder
how much hair they stuffed in their
pockets!!!!...poor trace...he
doesn't know what hit
him...teehee...think this will make
them happy now....you did get a
picture of trace and his hair didn't
you inez....inez... stacy...i think
she is in shock....he does look
mighty "fine"... doesn't
he!!!...ummm...ummmm good!
well...that was
a good one...who would have thought
that they would be crazy enough to
do that.....we should have!!!...i
see they are all gathering in front
of trace...again...lets see...what
else do they have in their "bag of
tricks" tonite?..your right
stacy....not sure if we want to
know.....there is pat's
song...."634-5789" ...looks like she
is looking for a phone...poor
pat...one of these days when that
song is playing...she is going to
get her call
thru ....guess we are going to have
to get pat her very own cell phone..i think we are about to find
out what their final act will
be.....this is a good song to end
the show on...."took her to the
moon..."...which he most definitly
did...and does each time....he just
keeps getting better and
better....hey...have you seen russ,
inez???...he should have wore a sign
that said "russ...+3
adkinette" ....we wouldn't have
missed him then.....oh look inez...i think
this "act" is in your
honor.....yep...it is!!!!!...her
comes your "moon"....haha ...looks
like russ is getting his own "moon"
too .....there it is...."hi adkinettes" + 3....inez and
russ....."....wow ...those hot pink
panties can be seen from
here....that is some bright
pink....must be neon!!!!!....how
could you miss
20... ooops...22....(sorry
guys!!)...hot pink "bums"
...pointing in your direction!!!!!
well
gang...guess we better round up the
"adkinettes + 3"...and head for the
"magic bus"...johnna and dee...get
joan and the tracies and make sure
the "zombies" don't get lost...they
all have that
"look"...hee-hee....yep...the one we
all know so well...don't think they
are able to walk on their
own....oh..what a great idea
elise...tie those "trace" towels
around their waists...then you can
pull them along...who would have
thought we could come up with so many
"useful" ways to use those
towels...johnna...we are so glad
that you thought of making a towel
like that!!!...
hey inez...it was a
great night....thanks for bringing
us along.. .wish we could have run
into russ...oh well...and stacy..it
was really nice to
meet...ah..inez...i think you have
your very own "zombie" to get
home...teehee...when she comes back
down to earth...tell her how nice it
was to finally meet her....need any
help getting her to your
car????...no...ok...thanks again for
letting us use your pocket.... have a
safe trip home...you lucky
lady...you don't have far to
drive....hee-hee....we have quite a
ways to go to get everyone
home...see ya later....ok
guys....lets find the "magic bus"
and head for home...everyone
ready????....here we go!!!
here it
is...our "magic bus"....hey..watch
your steps everyone ....looks like we
are plugged in to that bus over
there....why thank you mr.
genie....you sure are a handy guy to
have around... kat..why didn't we
think about plugging into one of the
buses????...oh well...at least
someone did..those blankets should
be nice and toasty by
now.....teehee....are you guys
having a little trouble getting the
"zombies" in their seats!!!....they
do look
"unbendable" ....give them a minute
and they will figure out how to sit
down.... hee-hee...i just love it
when we get to take "newbies" on
their first "pocket concert"....we
haven't had a disappointed one
yet ....ohhh...it is so warm in
here....haha...just alittle too warm
for you "southerners"??? ...you are
trying awful hard to get out of all
your "winter" clothes....johnna and
pat...did you forget to put a zipper
in those suits of yours????...hahaha..guess
you will just have to live in them!!
well....that
was the last one mr. genie....once
again...thank you for taking such
good care of us...we are so lucky to
have you "whisk" us away to our
"pocket concerts" ...everyone had a
great time tonite..thanks for
helping make our "dreams" come
true....all the "adkinettes" + 3
should be tucked in now and on their
way to "dream land"...and the "newbies"
should be enjoying their "24/7"
cloud time...don't know what we
would do without you....ahhhh ...mr.
genie...you still here???...guess
not...ummmmm...but sure can feel
your "presence"....and it smells
soooooooo good..i know i have
smelled that smell before..just
can't rememer where?????
